i'm jess and everything is dumb including me

its-etiquette-u-idiot:

this is by far the best ending ive written for one of these

p.s. hope this was somewhat the sound you were looking for, slamdunkoenig

spookygoon:

take note gentlemen

"You are personally responsible for becoming more ethical than the society you grew up in."

-

Eliezer Yudkowsky 

Being a “product of their times” is no excuse. Never let someone off the hook for bigotry. 

(via toostoked)

sexpansion:

Palo Alto (2014) dir. Gia Coppola

"We talked on the phone a few times. I didn’t talk long, just enough to make her feel comfortable. She didn’t talk much, I did all the talking. I was a nice guy, I’m a nice guy to everyone. Her parents are both doctors. They all lived in a big brown house. she would open the door and come outside. We ran around the house to a shed in the backyard, she gave me a blowjob I asked if she liked it, she said she did. Then I left"

Nat Wolff as Fred in Palo Alto

deadmanswrench:

Any time anyone starts to take Shakespeare too seriously I have to remind them that “Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them” is a dick joke

teamvampireweekend:

Rolling Stone’s 100 Best Songs of 2013: #42 - Unbelievers and #4 - Hannah Hunt (which they dubbed as “Vampire Weekend’s best song ever”)

roughness:

tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”