i'm jess and everything is dumb including me


this is by far the best ending ive written for one of these

p.s. hope this was somewhat the sound you were looking for, slamdunkoenig


take note gentlemen

"You are personally responsible for becoming more ethical than the society you grew up in."


Eliezer Yudkowsky 

Being a “product of their times” is no excuse. Never let someone off the hook for bigotry. 

(via toostoked)


Palo Alto (2014) dir. Gia Coppola

"We talked on the phone a few times. I didn’t talk long, just enough to make her feel comfortable. She didn’t talk much, I did all the talking. I was a nice guy, I’m a nice guy to everyone. Her parents are both doctors. They all lived in a big brown house. she would open the door and come outside. We ran around the house to a shed in the backyard, she gave me a blowjob I asked if she liked it, she said she did. Then I left"

Nat Wolff as Fred in Palo Alto


Any time anyone starts to take Shakespeare too seriously I have to remind them that “Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them” is a dick joke


Rolling Stone’s 100 Best Songs of 2013: #42 - Unbelievers and #4 - Hannah Hunt (which they dubbed as “Vampire Weekend’s best song ever”)


tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”