this is by far the best ending ive written for one of these
p.s. hope this was somewhat the sound you were looking for, slamdunkoenig.
take note gentlemen
Being a “product of their times” is no excuse. Never let someone off the hook for bigotry.
Palo Alto (2014) dir. Gia Coppola
"We talked on the phone a few times. I didn’t talk long, just enough to make her feel comfortable. She didn’t talk much, I did all the talking. I was a nice guy, I’m a nice guy to everyone. Her parents are both doctors. They all lived in a big brown house. she would open the door and come outside. We ran around the house to a shed in the backyard, she gave me a blowjob I asked if she liked it, she said she did. Then I left"
Nat Wolff as Fred in Palo Alto
Any time anyone starts to take Shakespeare too seriously I have to remind them that “Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them” is a dick joke
tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”